This list was submitted by USER01147 on Monday, December 29th, 2003 at 9:38 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Louis Nye | October 9th, 2005 | 92 |
| 9 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 8 | Bob Keeshan | January 23rd, 2004 | 76 |
| 7 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
| 5 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
| 4 | Virginia Mayo | January 17th, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Don Knotts | February 24th, 2006 | 81 |
| 2 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 1 | Gloria DeHaven | July 30th, 2016 | 91 |
| 10 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998