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This list was submitted by USER01855 on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 11:38 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
9Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
8Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
5Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
4Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
3Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
2Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
1Kirk DouglasAlive102
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999