This list was submitted by USER01855 on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 11:38 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Abe Vigoda||January 26th, 2016||94|
|9||Richard Pryor||December 10th, 2005||65|
|8||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|7||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|6||King Fahd||July 31st, 2005||84|
|5||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|4||Charlton Heston||April 5th, 2008||84|
|3||Al Lewis||February 3rd, 2006||82|
|2||Don Knotts||February 24th, 2006||81|
|8 points||1 hit|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999