Steve Barrett — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER03280 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Marlon Brando	July 2nd, 2004	80
9	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
8	Jim Nabors	November 30th, 2017	87
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
5	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
4	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
3	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
2	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
1	Frank Sinatra	May 14th, 1998	82
1 point		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003