This list was submitted by Loki on Friday, January 31st, 2003 at 7:47 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 8 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 5 | Barry White | July 4th, 2003 | 58 |
| 4 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
| 3 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 2 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 1 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 23 points | 4 hits |
A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
(d) March 31st, 2005