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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
9Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
8Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
4Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
3Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
2Estee LauderApril 24th, 200497
1Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998