This list was submitted by vomit_god on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
9 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
8 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
5 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
4 | Julia Child | August 13th, 2004 | 91 |
3 | Ron Santo | December 3rd, 2010 | 70 |
2 | Estee Lauder | April 24th, 2004 | 97 |
1 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999