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This list was submitted by vomit_god on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:49 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
9Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
8Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
4Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
3Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
2Estee LauderApril 24th, 200497
1Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999