Hellacious Achers — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Barker J. Wagtail on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 5:08 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
8	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Lloyd Bentsen	May 23rd, 2006	77
5	B. B. King	May 14th, 2015	89
4	Al Lewis	February 3rd, 2006	82
3	Penny Singleton	November 12th, 2003	95
2	Eric Clapton	Alive	78
1	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
20 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery

(d) January 30th, 2013