This list was submitted by USER01745 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 10:33 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Richard Attenborough | August 24th, 2014 | 90 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 2 | Studs Terkel | October 31st, 2008 | 96 |
| 1 | Red Auerbach | October 28th, 2006 | 89 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002