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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
8	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
7	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
6	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
5	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
4	Whitney Houston	February 11th, 2012	48
3	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
2	Saddam Hussein	December 29th, 2006	69
1	Abe Vigoda	January 26th, 2016	94
24 points		3 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999