Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
We salute the passing of a great American hero. Thankfully salutes are just with one hand.
(d) September 27th, 2017