Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
For his part in bringing the designated hitter to Major League Baseball, may he burn in hell. Bitter? You bet we are.
(d) February 19th, 1996