Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
He's the one with the short, fat, hairy legs and the pennies on his eyelids.
(d) March 21st, 1999