Does this mean a whole new rash of idiots who can't accept reality will report seeing this guy pumping gas?
Colonel Tom Parker was never played in a game.
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002