Does this mean a whole new rash of idiots who can't accept reality will report seeing this guy pumping gas?

Name
Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk
Birthday
June 26, 1909
Age
87
Died on
Tuesday, January 21st, 1997
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, January 21st, 1997
Also known as
Colonel Tom Parker
Thomas Andrew Parker
Tom Parker
Tags
manager, music
Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk
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Colonel Tom Parker was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

(d) August 12th, 2002