After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
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Great. Now we'll never know the words to "Louie, Louie."
(d) January 23rd, 1997