Fart allow ...
L.A. Art Wolf ...
All fat row ...
Fallow rat ...
Sometimes when we can't think of a good blurb, we just make anagrams from the dead guy's name.
Lola F. Wart ...
This is one of those times.
Tal Farlow was never played in a game.
There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
(d) June 2nd, 2003