In a strange funeral ceremony, his body was taken out of town by a Mayflower moving van in the middle of the night.
Robert Irsay was never played in a game.
Eventually, he would be known as the world's highest-paid philosopher, but Mort got his start as the guy in the Bazooka Joe comics with the turtleneck over his face. No, really.
(d) June 28th, 2001