New Zealand's greatest cricketer sledges no more.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The King Richard III Memorial Three Bagger | 1 |
| 2. | The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 5 |
| 3. | The February 2015 Lee Jr. | 1 |
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000