The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.
Joseph Heller was never played in a game.
First stiff of the year, and it's a Yankee. 2020 is looking good already.
(d) January 1st, 2020