A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
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Actually, he was an anthropologist. But he probably WORE jeans, if that makes you feel less stupid.
(d) November 1st, 2009