A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
Raindrops on tombstones and flowers on caskets,
Sad sobbing mourners and corpses in baskets,
Stuffed in a hole as a sad church bell rings
These are a few of our favorite things
(d) December 28th, 2010