He was hailed as a British blues legend, a phrase with about as much meaning as "French war hero."

Name
John William Baldry
Birthday
January 12, 1941
Age
64
Died on
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
Famous
Confirmed
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
Also known as
Long John Baldry
John William Baldry
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John William Baldry was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999