Truly embodying the American dream, he proved that anything is possible in this great country of ours. From his humble beginnings as a child farm laborer, he rose all the way up to being on 34 lists in The September Lee Jr.
In the words of former U.S. Senator John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, "Wormer? He's a dead man!"
(d) February 1st, 2005