Forrest Mars Sr. — Stiffs.com

He single-handedly created the Milky Way, Snickers and 3 Musketeers bars. Shouldn't there be, like, a statue of this guy?

Forrest Mars Sr. was never played in a game.

When we said we needed you, you said you would always stay. It wasn't us who changed, but you, and now you've gone away. Bitch.

(d) March 2nd, 1999