Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
|1.||The March '02 Lee Jr.||2|
|2.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||5|
|3.||The September '01 Lee Jr.||2|
|4.||The March '01 Lee Jr.||1|
|5.||The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||3|
|6.||The April '00 Lee Jr.||1|
|7.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||2|
|8.||The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||5|
|9.||The October '98 Lee Jr.||2|
He won the National Cartoonists Society Medal of Honor, which we assume means you got shot while drawing a cartoon or something. Too hungover to look it up. Lets go with that.
(d) May 24th, 2016