Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
|1.||The March '02 Lee Jr.||2|
|2.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||5|
|3.||The September '01 Lee Jr.||2|
|4.||The March '01 Lee Jr.||1|
|5.||The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||3|
|6.||The April '00 Lee Jr.||1|
|7.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||2|
|8.||The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||5|
|9.||The October '98 Lee Jr.||2|
Served 34 years in the House and as Speaker for 2 of those. A distinguished service record - assuming you don't count the time he beat an aide with a hammer, stabbed her with a steak knife, slashed her throat, and then put her in his car and went to see a movie. But hey - everyone makes mistakes, right?
(d) May 6th, 2015