She tried to buy 10,000 decongestant tablets from an undercover officer back in 1992. Either she was making methamphetamine, or she had REALLY bad allergies.

Elena Starr Nesler
August 2, 1952
Died on
Friday, December 26th, 2008
Saturday, May 26th, 2001
Also known as
Ellie Nesler
Elena Starr Nesler
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Guess the Stiff!

She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery

(d) January 30th, 2013