When the moon hits your eye like a big fifth of rye, that's la morte.
Dean Martin was never played in a game.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
© 2021 Stiffs.com
Tonight's feature, "How To Stuff A Wood Bikini," or, "The Day The B-Movie Producer's Heart Stood Still."
(d) September 16th, 2001