There are billions and billions of gags we could have written about him, but they're all the same one.

Name
Carl Sagan
Birthday
November 9, 1934
Age
62
Died on
Friday, December 20th, 1996
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Confirmed
Friday, December 20th, 1996
Carl Sagan
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Carl Sagan was never played in a game.

 
 

 

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This leader of the American civil rights movement of the 1960s, and onetime prime minister of the Black Panthers, left the United States for Africa in 1969, taking the name Kwame Ture. In the late '70s, he moved again and began calling himself Johnny Bravo. Finally, just before his death, he retired to a nursing home in Redondo Beach, and settled on the name Gidget.

(d) November 15th, 1998