There are billions and billions of gags we could have written about him, but they're all the same one.
Carl Sagan was never played in a game.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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Man, he sure had a sweet stroke. In fact, he had a couple of strokes, if we're not mistaken.
(d) July 5th, 2002