Willie Pep has been played on 35 lists, including 9 lists in The March '02 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | M.I. Rich? At Times. | USER00008 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | Die2P | USER01161 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | How's It Goin' Eisenhower? | USER00008 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Laughlin Out Loud | USER02755 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Pound For Pound, An Impressive List | USER03838 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Who Needs Wampum? Send Money | USER03846 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | You Can Call Me Betty | USER03835 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Frank de Kova's Ghost: Wise Old Hekawi Saying | FTG | 1 | 9 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003