William Scranton has been played on 49 lists, including 22 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
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1. | McSwindlers List | hop1962 | 6 | 39 |
2. | It's Time to Put the LATE Back Into Late Briton! | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 6 | 31 |
3. | Ethnic Cleansing | hop1962 | 5 | 29 |
4. | Hosni's Penny Death Van | Glamdring | 5 | 26 |
5. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 5 | 15 |
6. | Dearly Departed 2 | hop1962 | 4 | 32 |
7. | Dr. Who - Stuff and Nonsense | Dr. Who | 4 | 32 |
8. | House of soon to be with the Lord | hop1962 | 4 | 32 |
9. | Cash from Cancer: Zsa Zsa Gabor goes to meet G.G. Allin | Cash From Cancer | 4 | 30 |
10. | Deadline for Death 2 | Burn'em All | 4 | 23 |
11. | Mashiki Assassins | 1BCeltics | 4 | 22 |
12. | No Obits Needed | Yule Log | 4 | 15 |
13. | Term Limits | wet grave | 4 | 15 |
14. | Toe Tag #1 | Painted Toe Tag | 3 | 22 |
15. | Six Feet Under, I'm a Very Skinny Lady | DiamondToothGertie | 3 | 16 |
16. | LA LISTE DE JOJO 2013 | Meo | 3 | 12 |
17. | z zis zor zookie | Grime Reaper | 2 | 14 |
18. | Williams I Was | The Gilberator | 2 | 13 |
19. | 50 shades of crazy | Evil Lemons | 2 | 12 |
20. | Requiem Aeternam | That's Entertainment | 2 | 12 |
21. | Chilly Dead 2 | chillybilly | 2 | 11 |
22. | GA. BULLDAWGS FAN | The rebel. | 2 | 3 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998