William Schallert has been played on 48 lists, including 3 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | !!!!ABBO 2 | !!!!ABBO | 4 | 28 |
| 2. | Sick Bay | OldDocMcCoy | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Pooble's Spectacular Boneyard | pooblemoo | 0 | 0 |
While most Suzukis feature either a two-stroke or four-stroke engine, the violin-teacher model was apparently unable to withstand even one.
(d) January 26th, 1998