William Schallert has been played on 48 lists, including 4 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Sbump'd off 1 | SBUMP2 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Zip-a-Dee-Dead-Day! | FredNietzsche | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | Williams I Was | The Gilberator | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Jesus Says "Die Already!" | FredNietzsche | 0 | 0 |
He kicked butt in 'Nam. He mowed 'em down in Desert Storm. Man, those Seattle school kids are tough.
(d) November 28th, 1998