Wilford Brimley has been played on 359 lists, including 13 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Big BadAss Blowflies #3 | BodyFarmBound | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | plant you now dig you later | PIANOGIRL | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Really Most Sincerely 2015 | Alan S. | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Your dead to me | Maryjo80 | 1 | 3 |
| 5. | !!! elderly | titan360 | 1 | 1 |
| 6. | Boot Hill | PushinUpDaisies | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | FlamingoNut3 | FlamingoNut | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | It's the right thing to do | MostlyHarmless | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | R.I.P | Wonderland | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Sand Mountain Bucket List | Wallbanger | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Sleddog3 | sleddog | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Terminal List | Rook | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Wilford Brimley's a pile of oatmeal eating shit | Twilight is Near | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999