Whitey Ford has been played on 235 lists, including 10 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Joan Crawford's Eyebrow Pencil 3 | JoanCrawfordsMakeupBag | 5 | 36 |
| 2. | Coffin Up A Storm | The Gilberator | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Exit Stage Four Sports | Exit Stage Four | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Cardiac Arrested | Cardiac Arrested | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Flatliners | Cardiac Arrested | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | Don't Fear the Reaper | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | death comes in 3's | T&D | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #9 | FrankJac | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Old Cats Dying | Ignatius' Rubber Glove | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | The Good, The Bad and The Stiff | Cardiac Arrested | 0 | 0 |
That's not his real name, of course. Before launching his distinguished career in broadcast journalism, he had the good sense to change it from the one he was born with, Johnny Blowitoutyourass.
(d) March 4th, 1998