Walter Cronkite has been played on 384 lists, including 15 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mulch Monkey 1 | USER00309 | 2 | 14 |
| 2. | Dominick John Sylvester III 09 | USER01130 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | Dead or Alive - Just Barely | USER01486 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | BagMDano | USER00164 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Dead Presidents | USER01486 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Anastasia 3 - Die Already | USER02619 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | wdy/wyne DI4US | USER03658 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | Spontaneously Walking in Circles | USER00634 | 1 | 5 |
| 9. | goddammit 2 | goddammit | 1 | 4 |
| 10. | I Thought He Was Dead | USER03780 | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | JMD - Quick, Get a Shovel | Mr Wonderful | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Gigi | USER00624 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | salmick4 | TheMick1 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | VivaJeremy | USER00281 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | WIN2NIGHT.NET | USER01401 | 0 | 0 |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014