Van Morrison has been played on 10 lists, including one list in The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005