Tommy Morrison has been played on 113 lists, including 7 lists in The June '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Boris Cutyourcockoff 07 | USER00965 | 2 | 18 |
| 2. | Nurse Boy's Team of Destiny | Nurseboy | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Wombat 1 | USER00242 | 2 | 9 |
| 4. | DEATH HIMSELF 1 | USER00702 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Phillip Plotz 2 | ed head | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Phillip Plotz's Pistol Pete List | ed head | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Phillip Plotz 1 | ed head | 1 | 5 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000