Stansfield Turner has been played on 39 lists, including 2 lists in The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 07 | DePressED | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Morbiduaries | Destinathan Death | 2 | 19 |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000