Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists, including 7 lists in The Kurt Heegner Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Martha Pearl | Diane | 2 | 6 |
| 2. | Gravesite Delight | gsanor | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | YES YES YES | Donkey Sausage | 1 | 6 |
| 4. | Drop Dead Fred - I | Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Doc & DJ--Darren Daulton Wants to Know Who the Fuck Bill Shamblin Is | Doc & DJ | 1 | 3 |
| 6. | Doc & DJ--How Many Times Do We Have to Win This Thing? | Doc & DJ | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
For God's sake, when are the people of Baltimore going to learn to stay the hell away from Boog's Bar-B-Q?!
(d) October 6th, 1998