Robert Gillaume has been played on 46 lists, including 4 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | We all gotta go sometime........ | Jeanne Rose | 1 | 7 |
| 2. | Old White Guys, Mostly | Steve from Jersey | 1 | 4 |
| 3. | Don't Fear the Reaper | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 1 | 2 |
| 4. | You're Dead to Me V: The "Bye Bob" Edition | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998