|1.||We all gotta go sometime........||Jeanne Rose||1||7|
|2.||Old White Guys, Mostly||Steve from Jersey||1||4|
|3.||Don't Fear the Reaper||Hugh G. Wrekshun||1||2|
|4.||You're Dead to Me V: The "Bye Bob" Edition||Beth Rhymes with Death||0||0|
And our first stiff of the year is the exciting senator from Rhode Island, creator of the Pell Grant, and apparently the only politician on all of Wikipedia without a "scandals" section. Going to be a big year.
(d) January 1st, 2009