Philip Cortelyou Johnson has been played on 154 lists, including one list in The September '01 Lee Jr..

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1.Bucket Kicker 1USER0133300
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.

(d) November 15th, 2018