Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 4 lists in The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
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All he was looking for in life was a cushy Cabinet post, a repugnant sense of humor, and a warm mouth to put his foot into.
(d) February 2nd, 2008