Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 6 lists in The February 2010 Lee Jr..
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| 1. | We regret to inform you, you have six months to die | Sarkon | 3 | 27 |
| 2. | Cemetery Girls Jr #2 | Cemetery Girls | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | RD02: Just one this time | RD02 | 3 | 21 |
| 4. | Basically 2004's list | Sarkon | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Reap 'Em & Weep #5 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Soon B. Gonn 8 | Edhead22 | 0 | 0 |
Out of respect, those attending his funeral should please dress as chickens.
(d) September 30th, 2017