Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including one list in The March '01 Lee Jr..

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1.Pauly, won't see him no moreFrankie Pentangeli19
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?

(d) April 18th, 1998