Patti Page has been played on 21 lists, including 3 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hey, did you have. . . . | Hey, did you have. . . . | 4 | 21 |
| 2. | Digger O Dell 97 | Digger O Dell 10 | 3 | 16 |
| 3. | See You on the Other Side | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 2 | 15 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004