Patti Page has been played on 21 lists, including 2 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Digger O' Dell 16 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Flying the marble kite | Dave the Vampire | 0 | 0 |
As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.
(d) August 30th, 1999