Paris Hilton has been played on 30 lists, including 4 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.VivaMapleCreekUSER0028116
2.CanuckleheadCanucklehead15
3.Die 4 Me Willya Anorexia ListChickeyd00
4.Paradise Promised IIThat's Entertainment00
 

 

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While the titles of the two shows he's best known for, Father Knows Best and Marcus Welby, M.D., would indicate a man of some intelligence, the truth is that behind that bemused smile lurked a complete moron.

(d) July 21st, 1998