Neil Simon has been played on 37 lists, including one list in The February 2012 Lee Jr..

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1.Bag O' Potential CorpsesPhifty12
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005