Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 2 lists in The September '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | JONATHAN 2 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Zachy's Zingers | USER00246 | 0 | 0 |
Which is Arabic for "Heavier than you think, and not a very strong neck, either."
(d) January 15th, 2007