Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 3 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | OH,NO....THE FOUR DEAD MARX BROTHERS ARE BACK!! 1 | GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado | 2 | 10 |
| 2. | Who The Hell Is Mimi Farina? | USER03544 | 2 | 10 |
| 3. | Bill's Daisy Pushers | USER01226 | 2 | 7 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998