Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 3 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | OH,NO....THE FOUR DEAD MARX BROTHERS ARE BACK!! 1 | GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado | 2 | 10 |
| 2. | Who The Hell Is Mimi Farina? | USER03544 | 2 | 10 |
| 3. | Bill's Daisy Pushers | USER01226 | 2 | 7 |
Truly embodying the American dream, he proved that anything is possible in this great country of ours. From his humble beginnings as a child farm laborer, he rose all the way up to being on 34 lists in The September Lee Jr.
(d) November 7th, 1999