Morley Safer has been played on 50 lists, including 6 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Super stiffs Et Al 2 | Dead Eye Jack | 3 | 24 |
| 2. | Ivy Cliff Memorial 2013- A | hodag21378 | 3 | 12 |
| 3. | Ivy Cliff Memorial 2013 - B | hodag21378 | 3 | 8 |
| 4. | list them they will die #2 | Wills | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Jagrnuts Death Squad | Jagrnut | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | You're Dead to Me XI: The "tick tick tick" Edition | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997