Monte Irvin has been played on 130 lists, including 25 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death March 2 | 1BCeltics | 6 | 34 |
| 2. | DePressED12 | DePressED | 5 | 30 |
| 3. | DePressED03 | DePressED | 5 | 25 |
| 4. | Cemetery Girls 3 | Cemetery Girls | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | Famous Fossils 2 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | Pack of Pickled Peppers | Pickle | 4 | 22 |
| 7. | Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish? | DGD | 3 | 18 |
| 8. | DXROB !!! | DX Rob | 3 | 17 |
| 9. | When Your Gambling Cards On Love You Play | DePressED | 3 | 17 |
| 10. | Baxley - Not Depressed, Just A Little Blue | Baxley | 3 | 16 |
| 11. | Cartman- 95 Plus | CARTMAN | 3 | 16 |
| 12. | Boston Dead Sox | Robin | 3 | 14 |
| 13. | Victory AND Death 2 | Shams | 2 | 19 |
| 14. | Victory AND Death 3 | Shams | 2 | 17 |
| 15. | Dick Van Death 2 | Poodle | 2 | 14 |
| 16. | Tribute to Tommy Ramone, Who's Somehow Not Famous | Number1User | 2 | 14 |
| 17. | Victory AND Death 6 | Shams | 2 | 12 |
| 18. | Victory AND Death 8 | Shams | 2 | 12 |
| 19. | Victory AND Death 4 | Shams | 2 | 5 |
| 20. | Leftovers from 2014 | moribundus | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Not Fit To Carry Nietzsche's Jock Strap II | FredNietzsche | 1 | 9 |
| 22. | Cemetery Girls 2 | Cemetery Girls | 1 | 8 |
| 23. | billsfourth | Bill J | 1 | 5 |
| 24. | Ridden Hard and Put Away Dead | ReaperMadness | 1 | 4 |
| 25. | DIE FOR DOLLARS | The rebel. | 1 | 2 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002