Michael Parks has been played on one list, including one list in The May '98 Lee Jr..

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The jet plane carrying this golfer (he was the stupid-looking one with the knickers) took off from Florida headed for Dallas, and ended up crashing into South Dakota. That, folks, is a serious slice.

(d) October 25th, 1999