Merle Ronald Haggard has been played on 214 lists, including 4 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Rat Bastards 1 | Rat Bastard | 4 | 22 |
| 2. | Don't come back now ya hear. | The rebel. | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Dustin Diamond Memorial Gardens | Gravitron | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | Worm Buffet | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
Reports say that he was accidentally run over, by a woman who's described as either a caretaker or a friend. Whichever it was, she wasn't very good at it.
(d) December 17th, 1999