Melvin R. Laird has been played on 69 lists, including 4 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED10 | DePressED | 6 | 41 |
| 2. | Cartman- Ten Ways To Die | CARTMAN | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit 3 or You're Not Fooling Anyone You Know | FrankJac | 1 | 6 |
| 4. | turn me on, dead man! | USER01515 | 1 | 5 |
In the words of former U.S. Senator John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, "Wormer? He's a dead man!"
(d) February 1st, 2005