Melvin R. Laird has been played on 69 lists, including 4 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED10 | DePressED | 6 | 41 |
| 2. | Cartman- Ten Ways To Die | CARTMAN | 3 | 25 |
| 3. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit 3 or You're Not Fooling Anyone You Know | FrankJac | 1 | 6 |
| 4. | turn me on, dead man! | USER01515 | 1 | 5 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999